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So my nuts were hanging out at the docs office...

Postby _Andy » July 8th, 2011, 2:58 pm

I went with L for a check up today - if they need to draw blood I go and hold her hand and make her laugh or something so she doesn't get scared. They have to take the blood out of the back of her hand because the veins in her arm will collapse. Anyway we are waiting in the room and she is getting nervous so I whip out my nuts from the pant leg of my shorts and flash her. Mission accomplished - she laughs. A few seconds later the nurse walks in and I can't get the twins back in the crib... So I'm sitting there with my legs clamped together and Lark is giggling and the nurse starts giggling 'cept she doesn't know why. Thankfully I didn't have to stand up and hold Larkie's hand then. Anyway just thought I'd share...
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Re: So my nuts were hanging out at the docs office...

Postby tangirl » July 8th, 2011, 3:12 pm

:lol:

Is Lark ok with you sharing with the nurse?
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Postby Bucolic Buffalo » July 8th, 2011, 3:50 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: So my nuts were hanging out at the docs office...

Postby David Magen » July 8th, 2011, 3:55 pm

I will make sure I wipe the chair before sitting on one in doc office.
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Re: So my nuts were hanging out at the docs office...

Postby _Andy » July 8th, 2011, 3:58 pm

tangirl wrote::lol:

Is Lark ok with you sharing with the nurse?


I don't think the nurse had a clue. I hope they don't have cams in the rooms...
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Re: So my nuts were hanging out at the docs office...

Postby _Andy » July 8th, 2011, 3:59 pm

David Magen wrote:I will make sure I wipe the chair before sitting on one in doc office.


Just don't go to the doc on a 100 degree day and you should be fine. :wink:
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Re: So my nuts were hanging out at the docs office...

Postby knowse » July 8th, 2011, 4:07 pm

It's prolly a good thing that you don't have low hangers...would hate for you to sit on them. :lol:
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Re: So my nuts were hanging out at the docs office...

Postby David Magen » July 8th, 2011, 4:11 pm

_Andy wrote:
David Magen wrote:I will make sure I wipe the chair before sitting on one in doc office.


Just don't go to the doc on a 100 degree day and you should be fine. :wink:


I pull mine out just like you did. I thought I am the only one in the world who would ever do this, and never thought the chair was ever contaminated. :wink:
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Re: So my nuts were hanging out at the docs office...

Postby gottaknow » July 8th, 2011, 9:58 pm

why in the ***k did i click this thread? 8O
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Re: So my nuts were hanging out at the docs office...

Postby The Escaped Ape » July 8th, 2011, 10:04 pm

_Andy wrote:
David Magen wrote:I will make sure I wipe the chair before sitting on one in doc office.


Just don't go to the doc on a 100 degree day and you should be fine. :wink:


Why, was it like sitting on a old-fashioned car seat in the heat? Did your balls stick to the seat? :P
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Re: So my nuts were hanging out at the docs office...

Postby _Andy » July 8th, 2011, 10:07 pm

Very hot and humid today = good nut flashing weather.... I will do anything for that woman... :P
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Re: So my nuts were hanging out at the docs office...

Postby The Escaped Ape » July 8th, 2011, 10:11 pm

_Andy wrote:Very hot and humid today = good nut flashing weather.... I will do anything for that woman... :P


I can imagine these lines being delivered by you standing on the veranda in the comedy Southern accent the Sump has recently seen fit to assign you. :lol:
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Re: So my nuts were hanging out at the docs office...

Postby _Andy » July 8th, 2011, 10:39 pm

:lol:
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Re: So my nuts were hanging out at the docs office...

Postby Chrispy » July 8th, 2011, 10:41 pm

My wife doesn't have any interest in seeing my nuts.

Too much teabagging, I guess.
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Re: So my nuts were hanging out at the docs office...

Postby Shade of Knucklehead » July 8th, 2011, 10:47 pm

great thread...
I believe that religion is one of the most evil things on the planet, and mankind will never truly be at peace until we rise up and cast off the shackles created by our ancestors inability to cope with their superstitious fear.
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Re: So my nuts were hanging out at the docs office...

Postby _Andy » July 8th, 2011, 10:59 pm

Chrispy wrote:My wife doesn't have any interest in seeing my nuts.

Too much teabagging, I guess.



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Re: So my nuts were hanging out at the docs office...

Postby Chrispy » July 8th, 2011, 11:04 pm

Don't think I won't try that!
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Re: So my nuts were hanging out at the docs office...

Postby _Andy » July 8th, 2011, 11:04 pm

:lol:
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Re: So my nuts were hanging out at the docs office...

Postby Chrispy » July 8th, 2011, 11:07 pm

:P :lol:
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Re: So my nuts were hanging out at the docs office...

Postby Shade of Knucklehead » July 8th, 2011, 11:09 pm

I am definitely going to try that....
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