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Funniest fortune cookie I have ever seen

Postby Shade of Knucklehead » June 24th, 2012, 3:17 pm

I bought Chinese the other day and the first fortune cookie didn't have a fortune in it. But the second said this...

You will be hungry again in one hour.

:lol:
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Re: Funniest fortune cookie I have ever seen

Postby minime » June 24th, 2012, 3:20 pm

:mrgreen:
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Re: Funniest fortune cookie I have ever seen

Postby Matt_ » June 24th, 2012, 3:52 pm

Best fortune ever: "Help! I am being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory!"
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Re: Funniest fortune cookie I have ever seen

Postby Flabello Meandroid » June 24th, 2012, 6:05 pm

Ok, I won't be looking to fortune cookies for humor. :|
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Re: Funniest fortune cookie I have ever seen

Postby tangirl » June 24th, 2012, 6:35 pm

Shade of Knucklehead wrote:I bought Chinese the other day and the first fortune cookie didn't have a fortune in it. But the second said this...

You will be hungry again in one hour.

:lol:

That's pretty awesome. :lol:
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