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Re: Going under the knife!

Postby Shade of Knucklehead » June 26th, 2012, 11:46 pm

seven wrote:
Shade of Knucklehead wrote:Good luck.

I was supposed to see a doctor about my elbow tomorrow, but he wanted me to make an appointment so I said **** it. I will just deal with the pain. No way am I going to make an appointment so I can get told I need to go get an x-ray and then come back for another appointment to discuss it and then another appointment to fix it. Doctors suck


Your doctor sucks. I go to the doctor, they take x-ray, doctor comes and tells me what she thinks and how to fix it - 45 minutes tops.


Maybe I should start a thread.
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Re: Going under the knife!

Postby Prawnman » June 26th, 2012, 11:47 pm

Shade of Knucklehead wrote:
seven wrote:
Shade of Knucklehead wrote:Good luck.

I was supposed to see a doctor about my elbow tomorrow, but he wanted me to make an appointment so I said **** it. I will just deal with the pain. No way am I going to make an appointment so I can get told I need to go get an x-ray and then come back for another appointment to discuss it and then another appointment to fix it. Doctors suck


Your doctor sucks. I go to the doctor, they take x-ray, doctor comes and tells me what she thinks and how to fix it - 45 minutes tops.


Maybe I should start a thread.


and one of Facebook :lol:
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Re: Going under the knife!

Postby gottaknow » June 27th, 2012, 1:29 am

I posted from the icu after my heart attack and was on morphine. My posts were about the same, so don't worry. :D

Oh, and milk the pain and suffering afterward for all you can.

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Re: Going under the knife!

Postby tangirl » June 27th, 2012, 6:03 am

Checker wrote:Ask to keep your tonsils and see what they say :D

If you do a journal, post pics :D

:lol:
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Re: Going under the knife!

Postby budhaboy » June 27th, 2012, 8:47 am

_Andy wrote:Mine has slipped a lot the last couple of years too. I need to start doing more mental exercise.

start using Cocnut oil in your cooking from time to time - recent studies have shown that Coconut Oli greatly helps with memory loss and the early stages of Dementia/Alzheimers
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Re: Going under the knife!

Postby sfsuphysics » June 27th, 2012, 11:51 am

Just for NSFW

Day 0:
No pain at all, but irritated as all hell

Walk into admitting
Secretary/woman: Last name
Me : *********
Her: Come in have a seat *picks phone up*
Her: Yeah just walked in, oh no, no, ahh, oh geeze
Me: -_-
Her: Yeah your doctor threw his back out...
Me: Oh no... so ummm
Her: Someone will call you in a day or two to reschedule..

THE ****!!!
For the doctor who only does surgery on Wednesday... bleh... next Weds is 4th of July, and my birthday the following week, they better not have surgery on a holiday
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Re: Going under the knife!

Postby knowse » June 27th, 2012, 11:56 am

budhaboy wrote:
_Andy wrote:Mine has slipped a lot the last couple of years too. I need to start doing more mental exercise.

start using Cocnut oil in your cooking from time to time - recent studies have shown that Coconut Oli greatly helps with memory loss and the early stages of Dementia/Alzheimers

*Makes mental note!

sfsuphysics wrote:THE ****!!!
For the doctor who only does surgery on Wednesday... bleh... next Weds is 4th of July, and my birthday the following week, they better not have surgery on a holiday

Seriously??? That sucks donkey balls...huge!
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Re: Going under the knife!

Postby mitchell » June 27th, 2012, 3:52 pm

That Sucks!!!!!

Couldn't they just call in a pharmacist to do your surgery? They know everything!!!!

No elective surgery here on holidays, only emergencies.
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Re: Going under the knife!

Postby tangirl » June 27th, 2012, 3:54 pm

mitchell wrote:That Sucks!!!!!

Couldn't they just call in a pharmacist to do your surgery? They know everything!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Going under the knife!

Postby Prawnman » June 27th, 2012, 3:56 pm

mitchell wrote:That Sucks!!!!!

Couldn't they just call in a pharmacist to do your surgery? They know everything!!!!


FTW!!! :lol:
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Re: Going under the knife!

Postby Flabello Meandroid » June 27th, 2012, 4:34 pm

budhaboy wrote:
_Andy wrote:Mine has slipped a lot the last couple of years too. I need to start doing more mental exercise.

start using Cocnut oil in your cooking from time to time - recent studies have shown that Coconut Oli greatly helps with memory loss and the early stages of Dementia/Alzheimers


Do you mean studies by the 700 Club? Maybe there are some other's I haven't heard about...
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Re: Going under the knife!

Postby _Andy » June 27th, 2012, 4:37 pm

Not worth it - I'd prolly fall out of the coconut tree...
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Re: Going under the knife!

Postby EddyP » June 27th, 2012, 6:07 pm

mitchell wrote:That Sucks!!!!!

Couldn't they just call in a pharmacist to do your surgery? They know everything!!!!

No elective surgery here on holidays, only emergencies.

:lol:

That's like saying Bettlejuice three times. He'll be here any moment now.
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Re: Going under the knife!

Postby sfsuphysics » June 27th, 2012, 6:18 pm

mitchell wrote:That Sucks!!!!!

Couldn't they just call in a pharmacist to do your surgery? They know everything!!!!

No elective surgery here on holidays, only emergencies.

Well I guess that's good about the holiday bit, if anything I won't be screwed on my birthday... or will I!? mwuahahahahah.

Anyways, I'm curious about how out of it I'll be, my wife managed to free some time up today to be my chauffeur, but as we get closer to farmer's market time maybe not so much and need to know about maybe getting alternate ride ready, as I doubt they'll let me drive home :D
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Re: Going under the knife!

Postby Prawnman » June 27th, 2012, 6:46 pm

sfsuphysics wrote:
mitchell wrote:That Sucks!!!!!

Couldn't they just call in a pharmacist to do your surgery? They know everything!!!!

No elective surgery here on holidays, only emergencies.

Well I guess that's good about the holiday bit, if anything I won't be screwed on my birthday... or will I!? mwuahahahahah.

Anyways, I'm curious about how out of it I'll be, my wife managed to free some time up today to be my chauffeur, but as we get closer to farmer's market time maybe not so much and need to know about maybe getting alternate ride ready, as I doubt they'll let me drive home :D


Nah, they'll call you a cab so bring some pocket cash and pin it to your shirt with your address :D
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Re: Going under the knife!

Postby sfsuphysics » June 27th, 2012, 8:08 pm

Checker wrote:
sfsuphysics wrote:
mitchell wrote:That Sucks!!!!!

Couldn't they just call in a pharmacist to do your surgery? They know everything!!!!

No elective surgery here on holidays, only emergencies.

Well I guess that's good about the holiday bit, if anything I won't be screwed on my birthday... or will I!? mwuahahahahah.

Anyways, I'm curious about how out of it I'll be, my wife managed to free some time up today to be my chauffeur, but as we get closer to farmer's market time maybe not so much and need to know about maybe getting alternate ride ready, as I doubt they'll let me drive home :D


Nah, they'll call you a cab so bring some pocket cash and pin it to your shirt with your address :D


Somehow I envision something along that Seinfeld episode where Kramer had a mouth full of novocaine and was wearing the toe shoes to help you jump... they thought he was "special"
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Re: Going under the knife!

Postby Louey » June 27th, 2012, 8:08 pm

That blows, dude.
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Re: Going under the knife!

Postby tangirl » June 28th, 2012, 1:58 am

EddyP wrote:
mitchell wrote:That Sucks!!!!!

Couldn't they just call in a pharmacist to do your surgery? They know everything!!!!

No elective surgery here on holidays, only emergencies.

:lol:

That's like saying Bettlejuice three times. He'll be here any moment now.

:lol:
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Re: Going under the knife!

Postby Prawnman » June 28th, 2012, 6:22 am

tangirl wrote:
EddyP wrote:
mitchell wrote:That Sucks!!!!!

Couldn't they just call in a pharmacist to do your surgery? They know everything!!!!

No elective surgery here on holidays, only emergencies.

:lol:

That's like saying Bettlejuice three times. He'll be here any moment now.

:lol:


It's not funny, he showed up tonight 8O
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Re: Going under the knife!

Postby knowse » June 28th, 2012, 10:44 am

sfsuphysics wrote:
mitchell wrote:That Sucks!!!!!

Couldn't they just call in a pharmacist to do your surgery? They know everything!!!!

No elective surgery here on holidays, only emergencies.

Well I guess that's good about the holiday bit, if anything I won't be screwed on my birthday... or will I!? mwuahahahahah.

Anyways, I'm curious about how out of it I'll be, my wife managed to free some time up today to be my chauffeur, but as we get closer to farmer's market time maybe not so much and need to know about maybe getting alternate ride ready, as I doubt they'll let me drive home :D

Unrefined coconut oil will help with that as well. :wink:
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